— If you were a number
and not a name, what would it be and why?
— ... erm... aye...
I'd have to say zero... because... er...
you know it's exactly half way between positive
and negative... and since I'd find it very
difficult to choose a number... zero would
be the least of... zero would be the number
that would cause me the least worry... and
that's... yeah... important to me... aye...
I'd probably be happy with that...